Queen Elizabeth watches a polo during the Harcourt Developments Queen's Cup at the Guards Polo Club, 13 June.
"What do you want? The whole outfit? Alright, I'll show it to you, but don't you dare say anything bad about it. You've critiqued me enough for one weekend, and one is not in the mood to play.
"No comments on the black gloves in the middle of June, do you hear me? SAY NOTHING.
"Ah, see! Just keep your comments to yourself and all will be well."