Sad quantities of royals at Ascot this year. Camilla was a notable absence (presumably convalescing with Charles as he gets over his chest cold), Sophie only made it to the first 3 days before departing for the Swedish wedding, and Anne dashed off to Germany and missed the last 2 days. Not one single Zara Philips sighting - harrumph.
Let’s meet our players:
Sophie, Alexandra, Haya, Anne, and Elizabeth. Blue dress code, huh?
Sophie, Elizabeth, Anne, Haya. Pink dress code today!
Day 3: Ladies Day
Eugenie, Haya, Elizabeth, Beatrice, Anne, Sophie. Finally, multiple colors!
Elizabeth, Haya, Princess Michael. Black and white, My Fair Lady-styles.
Beatrice, Chelsy Davy, Elizabeth, Eugenie. Short skirt day! Can't find a full length pic to see if Lilibet played along. Heh.
Now, let’s play our game:
Double Take Award
Sophie, Day 1
One must look twice to ensure our fair Countess isn’t wearing a dickie.
Never Thought I’d Say This…. Award
Anne, Day 2
Best Bling Award
Elizabeth, Day 1
Stand Still, Please Award
Beatrice, Day 3
Best Hat-to-Suit Coordination Award
Sophie, Day 2
The "Fine, You're Asking For It" Award
Chelsy Davy, Day 5
Here's the thing: I have nothing personal against Chelsy here. But she doesn't have the cleanest image. One of the (only?) reasons I like her is that she does seem to do whatever she pleases without basing her whole life around being a good girlfriend for Harry.....but showing up like this? In a low cut red dress that you've accessorized by placing your name tag as close to your cleavage as possible, and that looks like it could fly up at any minute? Walking around with a drink in your hand (when you know those are the only pictures that will get used)? You're just asking for the whole "Is she a suitable future wife?" discussion to fire up again.
Most Up and Down
Day 1, technicolor nightmare. Day 2, lovely but perhaps out of season. Day 3, did you not see what that dress is doing to your body?? Day 4, back on par - amazing collar on that jacket.
She went from a slightly too long skirt (minor infraction) on Day 1 to total disaster on Days 2 and 3. No wonder she fled the country.
Meh. The Queen, I suppose.
No one really caught my imagination this year. When in doubt, go with the Queen - consistency over all else. And she did sport 3 new outfits to close the show out, which is incredibly rare these days, so extra marks for that.
Photos: Getty Images/Daylife/Belga/Press Association/Newspix/IBL