18 June 2011

Royal Fashion Awards: Ascot 2011, Day 5

The Ascot Marathon is over! Can you handle just a wee few more awards?

The Once Again Award
Queen Elizabeth
Once again, she's great. Consistency for 60 years and running: that's our Lilibet.

Best in VaVaVoom
Princess Eugenie
Excuuussseee me, why did we have to wait until Day 5 to see something like this? There are just as many of you out there clutching your pearls in abject horror as there are that are ready to join me in a resounding Hell Yes! for Eugenie here, and that only makes this little number better. This is Alexander McQueen, darlings. And if I had my druthers, Eugenie's wardrobe would be comprised solely of McQueen and Westwood, because she's got curves, and they should be shaped and shown off, not covered up. Yes. McQueen, Westwood, and a tailor. The hat's a little bit of a disco funeral, but that's all right. It's all about the dress, baby.

Are you with me, or have you clutched your pearls so tight you're about to faint?

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