- a) Visiting the Melbourne Sports and Aquatic Center, 9 March, in b) Akris, of course.
- At Melbourne Town Hall, 9 March.
- a) Opening the Grace Kelly: Style Icon exhibit in Australia, 10 March, with slits in the front and b) the back. Poor Charlene...she steps a little toe beyond the blergh color line and I still don't like it. I'm so crotchety. The hair and the makeup, they make me sad. Let's be nice and talk about what she did right: she commissioned this dress from Johanna Johnson out of Australia, which is a) nice with the diplomatic dressing and b) not Akris for a change. So, there's that.
Newbury Races - *The Queen attended Newbury Races at Newbury Racecourse.* Embed from Getty Images All smiles today, because that birthday luck kicked in belatedly: The Que...