28 October 2016

Royal Outfit Grab Bag of the Day: October 28

Hmm. HMMMM, I say.

King Willem-Alexander and Queen Máxima made a regional visit yesterday.
I adore this color combo, I really do. But you see, I just can't decide which of the many and competing distractions in this outfit I should pay attention to first. Plush toy hat! Beaded explosion earrings! Muppet coat! So many options for distraction on the textures alone - this is too.many.textures. - and that doesn't even include whatever's happening on the shoulders.

Queen Letizia held audiences at Zarzuela Palace yesterday.
Listen, if you don't want to look as though you were just about to go work out until you remembered like 30 seconds ago that you had an audience, you're gonna have to do better than a plain shirt with these fancy track pants.

Crown Princess Mary presented the DANSK Design Talent - Magazine Prize yesterday.
Hmmmmhmm. That's one hmm for the accessories, which don't seem to go with the sleek belt, and a Hmmmm for the dress. The last one's the good kind of hmm. Are you following me? It's a very sophisticated system I have set up here.